robert-d-jr:

Coulson has balls.

Agent Phil Coulson: The only person alive who can look so adorable while threatening to taze you that even Tony Snark, former-CEO of Snark Industries, can only nod and say okay.

(Source: robertdowneyjrsbitch)

Tony/Steve fic; One Night; pg-13

Part 4 of the The Life and Times of Anthony Stark: Family Man series

Author: ipanicdaily
Rating: pg-13
Summary: “That was awful,” Steve said when they’d reached the garage. “I’d rather fight giant rabid bunnies than do that again. I think some of those ladies’ nails left marks. Tony, I think one of them bit me.”

[In which Steve gets hit on by a bunch of rich old ladies, and Clint babysits (oh god)]